I hope that the reason I've been psycho on him is that I'm pregnant and not just psycho.
Baffled as to how I'm gonna get 150lbs of sand out of my basement.
now that we've slept with the entire soccer team i think its time to expand the horizon.
Only you would think wine and coffee was an acceptable finals study time mix
Step 1: drink. 2: drink more. 3: go for it. 4a: success. 4b: drink more. 5. drink. 6. go for other girls. 7. drink more. Sound good?
My financial advisor filed my girlfriend's abortion under "investments" so my wife wouldn't find out
He seemed like a really nice guy. He tried to dry my shirt because someone spilled their drink on me. I think that's how I ended up topless on his dryer.
I am sleeping in the bathtub because my bed is too soft.
So yeah he had good weed?
Celebrated the veterans I suppose, my mouth tastes of gin and black outs
Cant really say how it happened but i woke up in the middle of the night and somehow pissed all over connors dad
There is nothing worse then the feeling after you've held in farts all night..
What's his name?
You should of known that i was high if i refer to myself as melting into anything
They have one of those claw machines here... with a dildo in it...
someone found a bottle of whiskey in the bushes this morning when they were cleaning before an admissions event. i'm 95% sure it's mine..
Last time we had sex i was dressed like a ninja turtle and someone else was in our bed, so this time should be fine.
I hope ur kiddin
wish i was
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