I just puked in the mop bucket at work. I think I need to go home.
Chicago was legit, ate some badass pizza and gave a cig to a crackhead..its all i thought it would be
my professor just said "the power of the situation"
drink
Only you could manage to look like a complete slut while wearing a turtle neck.
I don't remember his name but he sat in the bathroom and gave us both advice...
I searched the house and found a small bottle of sherry which is probably as old as I am, has prob gone off and tastes like shit. I don't care any more. It has come to this.
were drug buddies, doing lines off her ass is just a bonus
I woke up on top of his counter next to a pot of boiling water and an empty package of ramen... what happened to the ramen, we will never know.
Considering that your "hello" was replaced with "Fuck yo couch," I'm not surprised that you have a black eye.
I just did the walk of shame..with a blanket and a cup that says i will out drink all you bitches. This was not how i pictured 25.
OH MY GOD THE LITTLE GIRL IS SITTING WITH US WHILE WE SMOKE. I'M NOT DOING THIS
He showed me his scar from his appendix surgery. It was educational and fun....
MEG JUST LICKED A DRAIN PIPE. DAVE PUNCHED MATT IN THE THROAT. ALL BOUNDARIES ARE DOWN. I REPEAT. ALL BOUNDARIES ARE DOWN.
I lost a fight last night. By that I mean I head butt the bar and busted my lip open.
He broke his arm in a fistfight with the bouncer. it was neat.
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