Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
beer pong: waldo and ernie vs. bacon and eggs... i love halloween
Just got an Edible Arrangement my parents sent me for my birthday. Time to marinate some fruit in vodka.
I dont know if he should be happy or mad about it but he's too big for a blow job.
Using a Nedi Pot after doing lines... at least I'm a health conscious drug user?
i find it unbelievable that you didn't think it was necessary to intervene when i started letting people autograph my body with spray tan.
i was on the fence about his sexual orientation until he referred to his marlboro loghts as "carrie bradshaws"
I'm being fed tequila grapes by a girl on stilts...
Sometimes I look at the people in school that are obviously very diligent and on top of their studies, and then I wonder why they don't smoke weed.
I've slipped into the part of my life where I am not having sex to get Phils tickets from this chick. I need to seriously rethink my life decisions
Whatever. I just smoked another bowl so I don't care and wow I just noticed how fast my thumb moves when I text. I'm amazing.
I would like to request a high five for getting laid while wearing crocs and a crab hat.
I have a guy for practically everything... except for making me waffles on demand. will u be my waffle guy?
No ive been in the mountains getting high and baking cookies with a 4 year old
I think I just received the most dignified proposition of my life. From the father of the bride. Who'd have thought.
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