very cute, but more "I wanna put you in my pocket and keep you as a pet" and less "please bang me" type of cute.
so wait, they're fucking, but it doesn't count as cheating cause they only do anal?
ugly people sure do ruin things
Of course she's mad at you. You Kanye Wested a picture of her catching snowflakes in her mouth. "imma let you finish but..." was the shaft and you put two of Kanye West's heads for the balls.
i guess i finally out drove tiger woods this morning..
he was CRYING into my vagina
Someday soon you'll wake up next to a bottle of jameson and a half eaten lean cuisine and then you'll be just like me.
Her name is Sherri and her sister's are Brandy and Champagne. Of course I want to meet her parents.
now I know why they wanted me to come. apparently gay guys are stripper magnets
The walk home from the bar is FAR more shameful in daylight.
Last I remember we played rock paper scissors for who would fuck the guy with cowboy boots on and I won..
i agree, on both the sex thing and the unrepentant bastard thing
If I were better looking, this would be the point where I'd resign myself to stripping.
Oh dear. Sending much love.
Just send a machete.
Guess it's not a good idea to try lighting a cigarette with my stove drunk, I burnt off half my bangs.
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