so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
Dear man in the lobby please go play whith yourself elsewhere
Stop blaming waffle house for all your problems
What the fuck. The girl next to me just looked at her phone, put her stuff away, and popped a birth control and ran out of class. Lucky fucking guy.
I made him sleep with a condom on and i passed out on the carpet with only a bra on.
He puked, did more shots, and then pissed in a drawer. We thought it was bad enough and all of a sudden...boom-clothes come off and he passes out with slippers and a styrofoam hat on and a guitar hero guitar in hand pretending he was slash.
I don't remember... but puking on the bar sounds like me.
Go big or go home. Or get a live in house boy you met 7 years ago and feel like you have unfullfilled potential. You know, the usual
You might have to deal with a coked up ex pan American gold medalist wrestler when you get back to the room
They are going to name an STD after you.
Right now you and beer are my only friends.
He called out my ex's name during sex.
Alex is a pretty common unisex name.
It was the same Alex. I asked.
No we didn't fuck. He picked me up I asked where we were going and he said "I don't know if you've ever heard of a little place called Denny's?" He was completely serious. I told him to stop the car and I got out and called Jack.
MDMA, margaritas, mashed potatoes and ice cream aren't keto Kristin
dad says come back and get the lawn mower out of the pool before mom gets home
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