Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
so i just drove past a racoon and a kid on a long board... god i love 4am white castle runs
She was stumbling around looking for her cat. She said i could help, but i had to call him by his jungle name
he got everyone in a room, turned off the lights and started throwing knives at the wall. if you got hit, you had to drink...
Every time I drink before 5 somebody's pet dies
Stop drinking before 5
Easier said than done
We fucked then made friendship bracelets, his mother taught him right!
Just found a condom on my floor from last weekend. 2/2. The scavenger hunt is over.
Either sorry for fondling you Saturday or thank you for letting me fondle you Saturday.
The George Foreman grill is melted. I don't know what other problems could arise.
Between having seen you naked and interpreting your values based on the occasional political FB post, you're no stranger for sure.
I have 80 very blurry photos of you on a stripper pole...
How’s the date going?? Do you think he’s gonna cut your face off and wear it to his birthday party?
I'm sorry, but the bed has won this battle. I got up, changed my shirt, combed my hair, put on some deodorant, and then looked at my bed and got back in
i'm growling thTa how much i wNn slwwwp.
save me some of whatever you're doing i'll be there in five.
I mean his penis was perfect in pictures but its even more perfect inside me
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