Cruel joke of nature. Hair on head runs from face, and hides on various parts of body. Aging sucks.
There really should be an "avoid ghetto" option on my GPS.
I don't know if the fire truck was perfect timing or if she actually burned something down.
no you're not listening to me HE WANTED TO BRAID MY HAIR
I took it to a new level. I'm procrastinating taking my adderall. Hate finals week.
My face is bruised from laying on the concrete. NO MORE VODKA!
whatever happens this semester dont let me be that girl yacking in the urinal. again.
I'm having a flashback of telling a guy that he was beautiful and graceful like a unicorn while playing shuffleboard.
Quick question: how do I take a nice picture of my ass? I'm asking you because I figure with an ass like yours you're probably experienced.
I don't remember what you were saying to me in the bathroom. But whatever it was, yes, because i remember nodding a lot.
He called my boobs fluffy. Part sexy part pilsbury dough boy. Part sexy pilsbury dough boy. I'm so confused. And flattered?
I'm bleeding and have questions
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I don't want to just hook up with random dudes. I've had enough bad sex to know that it's not worth hooking up with strangers
It's not?
I've decided I will have no shame for the things I don't remember doing.
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