Whats contracted in vegas does not stay in vegas....
ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
i don't care what she did to you. we are not having sex in front of your sister.
she was on her period so I asked if she wanted to make ass babies
How long is the appropriate time period between a pregnancy scare and breaking up with my girlfriend?
You should have been there to see the look on her face when I told her that my dog gives better head than her. It was a beautiful symphony of shock, anger, and disbelief.
We will have to go big on the 4th! Nothing says independence like the impending doom of an ankle monitor
Some guy just ordered at Cosmo and 2 screwdrivers in the sky club at 8:30 am. I'm starting to feel a lot better about my alcoholism
moms trying to set me up with a 28 year old. hes graduated university like im getting high in my bed and he's an adult
Why did this happen to me why did I have to meet him if I could go back in time I never would have grabbed his dick
He was chasing Ciroc shots with sips of Captain Morgan... he didn't make it to midnight
Taco Bell is giving high school kids free tacos STEAL YOUR BROTHER'S WALLET I'LL BRING THE WEED.
I think you're literally the first guy to ever pick up a chick from pinterest.
We were supposed fuck one time, but ended up fucking for 2 years.
My roommate's overnight guest is screaming about the dog licking his asshole. I need a new place to live.
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