i dont know whats so great about being respectable.
am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
Do you ever make guys send you dick pictures just cause it's hilarious?
my mouth smells like i just ate out a crab.
I fucked the bump it out of her hair. just had to let everyone know.
he just invited me over for the 3 p's...pepsi pizza and porn...I'm gonna marry him
Hefty paycheck and not get wasted can't exist in the same night
He won't let me go to the bars unless I can manage to get flip flops on.
Sounds like he's doing this for your own good...
I want to see boobs tonight. Like, real ones. Your ones.
I'm romantic.
I just pictured ballsacks being shoveled into the furnace of the Titanic.
Guess what I'm doing tonight? Tacos and strip chess.
I hope so much that you got average or above average dick tonight because I wish you the best
I'm watching Part of Your World now and I'm crying and I feel like I'm floating right along with her. This. This right here is some drunken Disney Magic
I would also like you to tell your human bio class that I successfully smoked out the flu. 103 degree when I woke up yesterday. 100degree after one bowl. 4 more bowls and 16 hours later all that's left is a cough
fucked him on the porch to avoid the chanting that always happens when we leave the bedroom. backfired when a group of freshman walked by and started screaming like fucking babies.
Randomize
