D3 body, D1 cock
He has such a weird drunk-voice.
dude, he's deaf.
Just realized our kids will one day call us old because we were around when texting came about. I'm sad.
Pretending to care about her feelings is becoming a full time job
I think i'm just gonna start shot-gunning everything that comes in can form.
Technically this isn't a church so we could have been drinking this whole time.
I am fine. Katie thinkr i broke things pole dancing. I am coherant.
Its not low standards. We're more of like a self esteem camp for average girls
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
I asked if I could borrow some condoms. She referred to herself as "a soup kitchen for whores".
Between this new vagisil cleaner and these cranberry vitamins, my vagina feels like a new women.
I have an interview tomorrow and listed you as a reference. If they call you, please don't tell them about the time I smuggled a Chalupa out of Taco Bell in my underwear.
What was my myspace song when I went away to rehab?
WTF was I supposed to tell them? "hi mom and dad, this is some rando I met on the internet. please ignore the noises that will be coming from my bedroom for the next 60-90 minutes. kthxbye."
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