I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
i just found a cheeto on my floor and ate it. i might still be drunk.
i would only ever fuck harry potter if he was on a broomstick.
New handbag passed the ultimate test. The walk of shame. I had a bra, tights, skirt, shirt & sweater in it and you couldn't tell. yessss.
Her parents walked in on us. So for my birthday they bought me a blow-up doll with their daughters face on it. I don't know what to think right now.
gave myself the "you're a really good girlfriend" talk on the way to where i intentionally cheated on him. i am my own drunken therapist.
I can't believe i facilitated a beer for sweater vest deal last night...
The bar owner gave me permission to push people into the pool. I'm never going to leave Los Angeles
You went full blown lifeguard... You wouldn't let me sleep until I was in the safety position, so I wouldn't die in my sleep...
i am laugh crying so hard the guy next door stopped playing guitar
I need to stop getting high and watching documentaries. Wanna go to Japan with me and protest the mass genocide of dolphins?
I had to rename my dildo. I met a little kid who named his teddy bear the same name. It just felt wrong.
Of course I'm using oj as a mixer, its flu season.
The fact that I can now puke rainbows on snapchat makes my life that much better
Are you jealous of my sweatsuit? It's how I get men on Tinder.
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