is your mom at the bar?
I will come over but only if I don't have to take my sunglasses off for it
drug dealer added me on facebook, win ?
omg no way im finding him!
he has no pics of his face, and im always drunk so i cant remember if hes cute or not, but he told me im in his phone as "party girl" which is fitting i guess cause im dragging my hungover ass to buy preggo tests, and i had to get the cheap ones cause i blew all my cash on coke.
proudest moment: just made a guy walk into a parked car with his mouth hanging open cause of the shirt im wearing.
Need a ride. Apparently screaming about the bartender's erectile dysfunction gets you kicked out.
I just hotboxed my laundry basket.
They wouldn't let me go to sleep at the police station while I was waiting to bail u out. YOU OWE ME
my self respect just called, its having a good time without me
No, i went to get it done but the guy couldnt find it. exhibit A of why i wanted a clit piercing in the first place.
I'm just glad you're the only person I can have a "remember when we thought I was pregnant" conversation with.
I wouldn't blow him for all the queso in the world.
I'd rather blow that homeless guy who asked me to breast feed him.
YOU TOOK A FUCKING SNAP OF ME TRYING TO PEE! I'M GOING TO FUCK YOU WITH THE BUSINESS END OF A RUTED RAKE!
FYI brushing your teeth & taking off your makeup does not erase the shame from the night before
IT'S PERFEFT
... what?
HIS DICK. IT'S PERFECT. BYE.
She was blowing air into green onions and tying knots in them to make "balloons"
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