this guy jus got head in a gas station bathroom from this fat chick with one leg
gross dude. was the guy blacked out drunk or something?
yeah and it only cost me 6 dollars
Matt just took me to visit my puke stain from 2 weeks ago at the train station...I'm fucking impressive
It was 5 a.m. and we found him making margaritas with nyquil...
I'm on my fifth double. This night is getting better whether it likes it or not.
There's a transgender game of twister in the basement...God doesnt want me to type this paper.
I had to physically hold you down to stop you from going out the window naked. You put up quit the struggle.
I found out that they tried to reenact the Snooki drop by using a jump rope and the banister. Pictures say it all.
I am not ready to suck todays dick. Todays dick just laughed and came on my face.
at least you know where his tattoos end, so it wasn't a complete waste of time.
It was like watching porn, except it was in real life, and it was starring two of your best friends.
I'm just going to say , cocktail races are not for a Wednesday night maybe not even a Friday type of deal
well I woke up with about $3 in odd change and a note that said "I'm borrowing your weed." So, no, it didn't go to well.
He called some chick he used to fuck for cash to get food delivered to cheer me up
I think there's a problem with society when I'm shopping for lingerie and I think "man some of these would make kickass shirts"
Rigtt?!
Do you ever look at your life and go "i'm too sober for this bullshit"?
Every day of my life.
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