I am apparently in rockville maryland. I just threw up my tater tots I had fro brunch in a safeway parking lot. Then ordered a pizza. Pepperoni and pineapple. I'm sitting in the parking lot, next to my barf, waiting for my pizza. WOOF. Someone just gave me an oxycontin tab. Can u come get me? I'm scared
google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
Actually, all he talks about is how great the sex is with her and how crappy you were at it. Stop being a bitch and gossiping masking it as self-righteousness.
i hate that you can chart my weight gain through my facebook pictures.
That blackeyed peas song was on, so I thought that was prediciting tonight was going to be a good night. And then my garage door opner fell and hit me in the head.
I literally just copy and pasted that from another bbm convo bc I'm far too stoned to explain that again.
my breakfast just consisted of gushers (made with real fruit!) and they're trying to tell me im not eating right?
I found him in the livingroom trying to soak up broken glass with the clock from the kitchen.
I woke up and blew hamburger out my nose. That kinda night.
Recently successful and happy relationships are at an all time high now that you are no longer fucking so many peoples girlfriends. You alone have changed the mating patterns in the lower half of our county.
You need to stop relating my life to your schoolwork. But tell my girlfriend that she'd be proud.
People around me are just doing lines of cocaine. Like its no big deal. And I'm just here like.... Y'all want some cheezits?
I sobered up in the middle of it, that I was hooking up with him in a rosemary bush. I woke up smelling like a pasta dish
You are so lucky you didn't go back to Tate's house. They decided to figure out who had the biggest balls... I was the judge
They're either celebrating their tax money or trying to kill each other.
I've orgasmed four times in the past 24 hours. And my mom's dropping off cookies later
so at 3am I stumbled into my parents house and crawled into bed with them, I need to start dating.
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