You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
Grossest hangover story of 09: Puked in the bathtub. I was in it.
so now that im really awake i see that my underwear are completely ripped down the side, my shorts are on backwards, i have to go get plan b....i call last night an epic fail or success depending on how catholic i am feeling
so id say it was a successful trip...i only got hit on by one cousin...
I found out that my first kiss was an Italian. Even in kindergarden i knew size mattered.
As usual, I had to fight him for his car keys. Though this time he made it to the valet garage. All the Hispanic attendants gathered around and watched. Felt like I was in a cock fight.
Just had a shirt made that says "I'm sorry" going to wear it every sat and sun morning for the foreseeable future
He put himself in the friend zone by calling me dude all night so I blew his friend. Judge me.
Cops are just so fun an beautifuk
The highlight of the night was when he yelled "WAS THIS CONDOM MADE FOR TODDLERS??"
When we tried to make a video I set the camera to 3sec pictures accidentally so instead of a movie we have a flipbook of our sex.
It is not a successful senior year unless you show up to campus without pants at least once, right?
currently working on a look that screams, "I'm dead inside, but still trying to enjoy the ride"
Drunk you needs to learn how to call sober me, so sober me can talk your drunk vagina down.
I dont understand why i cant be a wizard
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