It's an Italian thing I guess, grew up on that shit.
I'm Irish, we don't eat cow guts unless they're blended into a fine whiskey
He sent me a video of himself jacking off. I am not kidding.
WTF??? Isn't he married??
Yeah but his wife is at a birthday party and I guess he's bored. LOL
throwing condoms aimed at his crotch probably isn't the politest way to ask for sex
He insisted on us having sex while watching the biggest loser and asked me if I could "resist the temptation".
Is putting "Tonight I'm Fucking You" on my date playlist too forward?
When I ask you to make sure no ones coming while I'm changing.. The logical friend would keep watch. But you my, best friend come stand in front of me and flash everybody.
i have a feeling i am the only one who can successfully pull off the "slutty kentucky derby" look.
You started drinking at 2:30, did you really think you would be able to remember?
Wow I didn't even consider the possibility of him having ED. I'm gaining so many life experiences from dating an older man
Yeah. Just jump him. Naked. Claim his dick for yourself.
My last google search is "how to build a flamethrower"
Judging by your snapchat you're totally working on your project and definitely not singing, "The Sign" while shirtless with another man.
I came in shy and timid. By the end of the night I hulked out broke two lamps, their coffee table, some plates, and still had sex.
IF YOU HAVE THE CHANCE TO HIT THAT, AND YOU DON'T, I WILL FUCKING CRUCIFY YOU.
You're such a supportive sister.
If my vagina were a person, it just ran a marathon.
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