Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
I'm 99% sure that for 3 hours I thought you were British. We must smoke that again.
The hospital said it would be 'irresponsible' for them to allow people to book stomach pumps.
the can pyramid on my head actually reached a decent height before I moved.
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
The great thing about vietnam is that if I'm drunk during the day people just think I'm being white
I woke up to a gnawing sound in the middle of the night and asked him what it was. He told me it was the family of squirrels that lives in the wall and to go back to sleep.
Lost my credit card. M has a bottle of blood in her pocket from a hobo.
Slowly realizing that my only incentive to bathe is shower beer
Well despite the fact that I'm still not entirely sure this isn't an elaborate/cunning plan to kill me, I'm in.
Everyone heard you scream that I was to be naked, in your bed in 5 minutes. We were one hell of a shitshow spectacle
As soon as the clock wound down to zero, she declared "HALF-TIME HEAD" and pulled down my pants. After the swallow, she said "BEER CHASER," got me a new one, and asked if she could make me a sandwich. Pretty sure she's lobbying hard for a ring.
As planned I took it to the limit. Then we met a new limit. Now they are limit friends.
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