Fuck, operation next sex victim is on as soon as i get back. Do not sleep with that red head, nobody likes accidental ginger babies.
Even DaVinci knew it was gay to draw the penis big. Thanks art history
So, I just sold my textbook to have money for Plan B.
just leaving uw hospital. they thought i had franzia-induced appendicitis. whaaaaat
I showed remarkable dignity in such a compromising situation. Except I came off as sort of a blue ball giver.
YOU GOT KICKED OUT OF FIVE GUYS LAST NIGHT FOR THROWING PEANUTS AT THE PEOPLE WHO WORK THERE?!
correction: escorted out
Stripperoke is exactly what it sounds...
If by "in control" you mean him showing-up to work wasted, calling a customer a "fuckstick," and getting fired on the spot? Then yes, he is.
I pulled an all nighter. So hoped up on coffee and aderall. Pretty sure you could take my pulse through a snow jacket...
HE GAVE ME ONE OF HIS BEERS.
YOU'RE THE CHOSEN ONE.
Just saw the trailer for Spike Lee's version of Oldboy. They filmed a lot of it in A's building so like every scene features a place where I had or almost had sex. If oral counts then pretty much every scene.
sometimes a perk of being a drug dealer is amazon gift cards. who knew?
And he kept lifting up his shirt every few minutes to check if his nipples were still there
I'm going to tell you a beautiful word.
Fellatio.
FACT: You were laying down on top the bar letting randoms do bodyshots off you until someone told theyre friend "its time to roll, i wanna hit another bar" and you literally rolled your self right off the bar. have fun explaining your bruises tomorrow
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