Yah man, that place is surreal
Man, I'm from Tennessee. What the fuck is surreal?
Smoked a bowl on a rollercoaster. Literally ON. Beat that.
i might even pee on it at walmart i am so nervous
Is it bad that John just came to my work to have sex with me bc I felt bad that he slept on his porch last night locked out and I missed all his calls?
i was so fucked up i thought i was at home depot
I've heard so many rumors about me being taken home in an ambulance I'm starting to believe them.
We have 10 gallons of home brew. And james has an amazonian blow dart weapon that sticks in bags and the wall. Come over
Okay. thanks for sacraficing your body and risking aids for our snowcone business.
Well you know it's going to be an interesting night when the bathroom attendant is doing hail marrys
Male strippers are involved. You are coming
Dude come to her party. Someone just took a body shot of rubbing alcohol
i think my cat just said my name.
For future reference, when he drunkenly screams "YOUR MOTHER SUCKS COCKS IN HELL," he means that he's about to throw up. Invest in a bucket.
Then you fell out of your chair, looked right at me and said, "You are sooo drunk."
Good thing he's hot and my vagina likes him or I'd be at Dennys right now.
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