We agreed on being friends w/ benefits. Lets see if that really happens.
Ok, so that was not supposed to go to u, my bad. I feel horrible.
Just toasted a glass of brandy with my own reflection to my dimples. Why are you not here?
there were like 150 questions AFTER the application. you'd think for a store that has dick molding kits it'd be a joke
I think I have internal bruising from those poses we were doing last night. My own ribs hurt me. I don't understand.
He leaned out the window to puke right as the fan for the ac turned on. All of it blew back up into his face.
Apparently I told his new girlfriend to stop swallowing because she's getting fat. Oh, and I yelled this across a large room
She is wasted and this random lady got her to suckle milk from her tit
We called dibs on each other's genitals. That bond is unbreakable.
Keep it up. It gets easier when you turn 21. Something happens in people's brains when they turn 21 and all of a sudden you have the power to drink constantly and abuse drugs and still graduate with good grades and your shit together. Im almost positive I read it in my freshman year bio textbook
I'm slightly more gay than I thought. I'd go so far as to say I'm a top.
Boise Idaho, where you have a one night stand with someone from your town 3 states away and run into them the day you return...
Let's hurry up so I can puke at home instead of my van
I just accepted my offer to work as a camp counselor over the phone between shots of Fireball. This is going well for me so far.
Like, what do you do with girlfriends? Buy her dinner and just like leave?
So, I just found out Ireland, is #1 in binge drinking. I know its Sunday but this one is for America.
Randomize
