Journey is playing on the radio....I think it is a sign I am going to pass my drug test
Ok so the guy below me is either having sex very loudly or is very lonely
i wrote down the address for planned parenthood on the back of the receipt for the condom that broke
You know, be my cock's hype man.
says the girl that drank her shots like they were in a dog bowl
Thats the worst face I've ever seen you make an I've seen you throw up in your own hair.
You'd think the neighbors would be used to grown men coming into my house drunk at 230 am.
Currently sitting in the movie theatre bathroom while she gives him a blowjob in the parking lot. Don't ever tell me I'm a bad friend.
I greatly enjoy being related to her. Even if is it only by a penis.
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I dont know it just seems wrong to fuck her on my exes back porch
Is there like a dick file on me? Guys can't hold two dicks anymore?! Who are you people????
That reminds me of the morning I woke up on the sidewalk covered in chicken wings
We turned his nipples into a drinking game.
I think I kinda scared him when I tried to wrap his snake around his dick while he was trying to nap.
Standing straight up with intensity he came in his own mouth. I know this because he showed me the video from five different angles when asked if I would like him to demonstrate. And I did.
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