Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
When we were fucking i started barking and growling at her.. you shoulda seen her face
Ridin mah bike see you on the moon
He invited me to see "alison wonderland" WHAT THE FUCK THATS NOT A FIRST NAME/LAST NAME TYPE DEAL
Just saw the first guy I gave head to lose in the french open...some how I feel better that my mistake made it to the same mistake as our relationship, the third round. Don't judge.
I'm glad you trust me to be your sex stat keeper.
He's almost as awesome as vicodin.
Can i tell him you said that? Cuz i know that means a lot coming from you
Drunk yet?
Well I just did the worm on an empty dance floor while the bridesmaids were serving cake. You tell me.
A warmed up burrito and jelly beans. The breakfast of champions.
He passed away peacefully doing what he loved to do best. Eating a pound of vodka gummy worms and failing at sex and the city trivia.
Like did he really think I just hit him up for dick !? It's 11:30 am , these ain't hoe hours
All my friends are going on vacations with their boyfriends while I’m over here in court trying to get a restraining order against my ex....
I just wish he would stop trying to bring his emotional baggage into our sexual relationship.
i dunno but you just looked at him said "youre making me really wet" and straight pissed your pants
Apparently his ex was into edging and did it to him so much that it takes forever for him to cum
I hate you and your multiple orgasm sexcapades
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