I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
My dad just knocked on my door and told me that my vibrator was too loud
went to the gyno and found out that i have a birthmark on my clit. its like god gave guys a little help when it comes to getting me off.
The required reading for this week is a paper about birds called great tits. Let's see my TA keep a straight face through this discussion.
She is going down in cock block history. He went in to kiss me and she threw her hand between our faces and yelled "DENIED!"
theres a kid face down in the middle of campus... people are going about their day and paying no attention to him
this kid is using one arm to help his buddy with a keg stand, and the other arm to hold up the chick he's making out with.
It was a group decision to take your pants off. Took a solid 10 minutes. No more skinny jeans while drinking.
my binge eating and her being stoned all the time has reduced us to a bowl of chinese candies, frozen bacon and a stick of butter, we do however have enough alcohol to start our own liquor store.
I did sing regulators with a random black dude at The Rail without looking at the screen, hugged him and walked off stage. I pretty much live up to all expectations.
Dude. I've never been with a guy who just wanted to go down on me all the time including while I'm shooting zombies on call of duty. My life is complete.
Woke up naked on your sister's mattress lying next to a single slice of bread.
not sure if destroying him emotionally was worth it but damn it's a fucking hilarious story
The night they met I slept with both of them. Of course I'm best man.
I woke up to an email from expedia confirming my flight to hong kong
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