'in an unhealthy relationship' should def be an fb option
I am so high I am beginning to unironically like Vanessa Carlton.
He kept singing "who's that peekin in my window" we thought he was high til we realized someone was lookin in the windows.
Well after last night it's official...I cannot die...it time to use this power for good instead of handle contests
Somebodaw call 311 postw fire bunso on vietena floorwnkd
Dont forget about the tuna sandwich behind your TV
I've never seen a homeless man jog to get off the bus and then run to his panhandling spot because he's "late for work," but you see something new every day.
yeah, i found the sharpie that everyone use to sign my tits last night. its dead.
Don't worry, your car is safe with me. I am throwing watermelons out of it at mailboxes and hipster kids.
this lady just pulled corn on the cob out of her purse
People like that make this world a better place.
I don't think ill be here long the chick I came to see is blowing rails with a drag queen
sometimes it's just necessary to be your own gyno when you're too afraid to tell your mom about your real life
I think him and kristen are pretty serious now.. I dont think he cheats on her, anymore.
Thus began an intricate shell game of nude cardigan photos
FYI bail money is still in my drawer. I know you have no car but you need to know this for tomorrow.
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