Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
I told them you could toss a salad like wolfgang puck
adderall just fell out of my nose in class. guy next to me just nodded.
just had amazing sex with a girl I got caught with in second grade playing doctor. her examination is finallllly over
Oh, and for future reference, telling a guy that your ass is too tight for anal is like painting a bullseye on it.
maybe almost giving yourself a concussion counter acts a hangover
I've started grabbing my boobs in front of my lesbian philosophy professor so she'll give me a better grade. It's working...
Why does She think it's her duty to welcome in freshman through the welcome mat that is her vagina
You just wrote a check for drugs...pretty sure you don't have cash for beer..
You remember the guy they called Meat in high school? Well, let's just say my vagina remembers him now.
Apparently she "missed me" and the only logical solution was to fuck my brother.
Woke up with a grilled cheese in my hand, it was like god giving me a high five for the night before
I told him we can’t see each other today because absence makes the heart grow fonder but mostly I just need to rest my vag
Is it bad that I'm not at all bothered by the fact that to some people I'm simply known as the girl that takes her shirt off?
My vibrator turned on under my pillow when I was taking a nap this morning... I nearly shit my pants.
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