i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
Blew in her face. She is Pissed. Yahtzee. As she brushes her teeth.
i was the DD for the swedish students tonight. Got paid 23 dollars for driving 10 miles. gotta love ignorance and the confusion conversion brings.
She sucked her thumb until she was 17. It's like my dick was born to be in her mouth.
whatever it's my dick and i'll put it wherever i want
I need to stop taking drags of other peoples cigarettes, it's such a tease. Like playing just the tip, you just can't
There are parrots here and they're headbanging to the music. There's also a clown and a pit bull that can jump onto tables. Too high for this shit.
Ikeep having to ask jim if I'm actually talking. I canmt feel my body...this is what Christmas is all about
I'm stealing this baby.
Well I always support illegal activity but where would you put it?
Dropping acid was like seeing the whole world as a blank canvas to imagine anything I wanted.
And apparently all you wanted was to watch the sun explode and me take 60,000 dicks to the face.
Dude I woke up and he was pissing in the corner on his clothes... I called his name an he replied " I got this" and continued.
You threw up in a empty pizza box at Pizza Hut and opened the door with your face. So that maybe why it's bruised.
I'm high and dancing to practical magic. Your needs for my penis can wait.
I have a to do list for the summer and thing one is figuring out my sexual orientation
The body is still out there. I don't think my trainer realized when he asked me not to drink for 24 days, how often I see dead people
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