Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
my friend asked What a UTI was in front of everyone, letts just say his girlfriend was a lil pissed
turns out they were just sand fleas, not crabs.. thank you random mexican girl from padre who's name i can't pronounce
You coming bye my yot got egg sweet carilne vodklaa
as you might have guessed from my lack of texts, the herpes have calmed down.
Did you just reference Ludacris during my possible pregnancy scare of 2012?!
I am "lost the control of my head" high right now.
I swear she looks like a sloth.... I'll toss a coin...
Telling the family you're going for a run, getting dressed in workout clothes, and then walking halfway around the block and smoking a joint. This is my life
I found your dog. Now we are bros, so he is staying. Don't call, don't make it weird.
He sat next to me, put his arm around me, yelled at his girlfriend that he was breaking up with her, and told me I'm his little pet for the night.
A surplus of mistakes were made and I don't know what 89% of them were.
It's dollar drink night and I have my honors society initiation tomorrow. Somehow I think this will not end well.
Feel weird saying this on Facebook, but a dildo collecting demigod sounds like somebody I'd at least hang with for a minute.
I have decided that I would still fuck Harrison Ford even though he is old as fuck now. Do you think it would kill him?
Most likely. But I bet he'd do a bang up job of it before he died.
He absolutely would.
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