Its not drinking alone if you got Tiger on the Wii.
I kissed a girl and did not like it. Now I hate Katy Perry even more.
she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
I booked us a cruise for November. Lose 20 pounds and don't cheat on me before then.
No flamethrowers. That is a direct order.
So I think my aunt and her one legged boyfriend are getting it on in the next room. Traumatized does not even begin to describe what I am right now
Can we just discuss how hundreds of miles away we were both beyond drunk and in some boys bed. That is the definition of friendship.
You puked on the bar then proceeded to walk out. I told the bartender some girl walked up, puked and left and he gave me a free drink. Hope you got home safe.
God dammit everything I said last night about jungle juice being awesome just does not carry over into the next day
dude the last time we saw him was 2 nights ago when he was yelling that the trees were naked or some shit then he ran into the forest. I think its time for a search party
The shrooms were awesome. Everyone's bones in their face looked so beautiful! Everyone had great face structures.
YOU'RE NOT THE ONE BEING EVISCERATED BY YOUR OWN UTERUS SO GET SOME DAMN SLEEP YOU FOOL!
Just sold my panties for 40 bucks to some rando dude at the gay bar. I think I found a way to fund next years spring break trip. Hello cancun!
I asked what it takes to be a good delivery driver, my new boss said "always keep these in your vehicle" as he handed me a flashlight and a blunt. I'm going to like this job.
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