It makes me feel uncomfortable and unsafe when he licks my pants
Found out that it IS actually possible to get road head from somebody in the back seat
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
there's another hole in my ceiling...someone fell through the attic this time....
I don't think there was a moment this weekend where grey goose did not course through my veins
my mom went out and bought me new sheets and redecorated my room. its like she's more excited for me to get laid tomorrow for the first time in two months than I am.
Idk every story shes told me thats started with "back when i was a lesbian" has been my new favorite story
She described me as " a caterpillar of adorable quietness that exploded into a slutty butterfly" She definitely nailed it there
The plan was to get laid... Now the plan is to survive.
Siri makes being stoned even easier. I don't even Have to type my texts myself
Though I typed a half of that one
Trying to coordinate a drug deal while taking a psych test is not easy.
I think I've been there, but who knows? I drink a lot
lmao he sent me a snapped but i'm afraid to open.
i think i have dick pic PTSD.
I woke up with leftover chocolate syrup on my nipples. WTF happened last night??
we started drinking at 4pm, somehows its 1 am im in bathing suit running from the cops.....any explanation of what happened?
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