Hard rock hotel, wtf why am i still out, im gonna fuk 5 chix 2nite .maybe
I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
so i slept on a park bench last night...no hobo
gin and tonic in a mug. no limes so im using canned madarin oragnes. classy or trashy?
homeless.
so im goin to clemson & my drug dealers goin to penn state. this is the hardest breakup EVER.
Let's just cut to the chase. I'm not interested in anything romantic but I aAM interested in Tom Petty and maybe getting high and fucking you again for old times sake.
Her pussy was so beautiful. That's what I'LL miss the most. Not the omelets. You're the roommate, obviously our priorities on this situation are vastly different.
Pro: Drunk Portland Strip Club. Con: Monday morning hangover at work. Pro: boobs. Con: Sleep deprivation. The Pro's are winning.
I would agree. Add some coffee to the booze. It will cut down on sleep deprivation.
Do they make liter beers?
They make 40s
Do they make 2 liter beers
They make 2 40s
Kellie accidentally ran into the car with two teenagers making out. made a big thud. there was a loud scream and she was gone...haven't seen her since
When was the last time you wore pants?
Time is relative.
And pants are optional.
Well I didn't know she was a dominatrix...so I kind of just went with it
I just delete my bank app from my phone to have enough storage to download tindr. Is this my life now?
ive decided that just saying "yes" when people assume I am something other than Caucasian will highly benefit my love life. last night I was native.
Is it fucked up to venmo someone for plan-b?
Randomize
