I can tuck mytits in my pants
and this is why I hate my dad. He got 25x more angry with me when I wanted to drive a different route then he suggested to get to his house (more scenic- thus more enjoyable) then he did when I told him I was driving drunk with 4 people in the car and I got my 5th speeding ticket last night.
i need a lesbian romance or unplanned pregnancy for some spicein my life.
i yelled out "tuesday" during orgasim. he fucked me into 2 days from now.
He's got a southern drawl and a lisp. I'm getting mindfucked right now.
I just had a boat ride of shame. With Senior Citizens.
Dude. Zebras have bad attitudes.
I love you more than champagne and correct grammar
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
It feels like a bunch of leprechauns are using my brain as a soccer ball
i want to have his babies. i NEED to. shit i wont even ask for child support, he's that goodlooking.
THEY SELL PREFROZEN MARGARITAS AND THEY COME WTH A STRAW. MY PRIORITIES ARE IN ORDER
I woke up with a dick pic from the ex-Mormon via email. Not really what I wanted to see before my first cup of coffee this morning, but I gotta say, I'm impressed.
That was the most spiritually awakened shit I have ever taken.
I'm dancing with a sandwich I just made cause I'm so happy how delicious it tastes, that high haha
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