There is an asian family here, I heard the mom call her son onyong
Intervention is following me on twitter.
wow.
I yelled "Coming in hot." before penetrating. Im pretty sure she loved it.
Hey since its national brother week is that eiffel tower option with your girlfriend still on the table?
Nobody knows who the hobo or dude who whipped out his balls is
Ugh I miss culture and lesbians already
WHAT DID YOU SAW VERBATIM. VERBATIM IS SOBER FOR WORD FOR WORD
If you take a couple more shots you won't even know he's a mormon that drives a mini van.
He visits one Denver strip club and now hes moving there
I woke up this morning to a lot of blurry photos of a swan i must have chased down the riverbank and a handbag full of loose haribo.
Gotta get new sheets. ..I fucked the satin off mine.
GOOD NEWS I CAN BRING THE VODKA IN MY LUGGAGE
Getting a blow job while breaking up with my gf helps cope with the pain... Kinda weird her best friend is giving me the BJ
Comedy Central is in dire need of more sitable faces late at night - Trevor Noah has a baby face - there are federal rules against those types of sexual fantasies
I would rather contract a disease that would eat me from the inside out and make me suffer painfully while it slowly killed me than to put myself through the 20 minutes of agony that is having sex with you ever ever again.
I think you're talking dirty but I'm not sure???
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