We argued about the championship during sex. Absolutely the manliest moment of my life.
Nothing like studying in the College of Communication to make you realize how smart you are.
Are you still at the party or did I leave?
We got a Christmas tree, decorated it to surprise his wife And kids who were out of town for her father's funeral, then fucked like rabbits on their new mattress before he had to pick them up at the airport.
EVERYONE CAN HEAR YOU FUCKING YOU ARE IN A TENT
I just met his other fuck buddy...I am thinking of befriending her just to fuck with him...manuplating my roommates into hating each other is boring me i need something else to do
he peed on his own floor last night after we left the bar. pretty much sums up how i feel about the evening
I put you to bed and you would not go unless I let you sleep with the vodka
Best part of Friday afternoon drinking? Having ping pong balls thrown into my cleavage.
I'm just saying; the box truck will cost less then dorms or rent, and we can always crash where the party is.
Pretty sure I was impersonating Rihanna when I kept asking him what my name was while we were making out
I just got fingered in the Win-Co parking lot for pills. How's your meltdown going?
The difference in our lives is summed up perfectly in that you woke up next to a 6'4" guy with an accent and I woke up next to an unwrapped piece of string cheese.
I'm beginning to think shitting his pants is just a normal thing for him.
I think my pussy is going to freeze to the ground
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