Whoa Z and x make the same sound
She woke up 3 seperate times, each time she had a look of pure terror on her face, she had no clue where she was.
Okay I woke up in my room, snuggie on, had a water bottle in my hand my tv was on Disney channel and my cigarettes are gone. And I deleted every text in my phone but one that said 'you are absolutely welcome'
she went to her friend's wedding and caught the bouquet. as the unwilling rebound, can i run away now?
Hahahaha you would not believe what I just pulled out of my vagina. Actually you probably wouldn't be surprised.
judging by my wet hair I would guess I showered at the bartenders apt last night?
I want to be done crawling through windows but the sex is too good to stop...but I'm running out of excuses for where the bruises on my legs are coming from.
girl I've been sleeping with this summer as per her request just gave me a carton of cigs to thank me for my "hospitality". this is good.
I just picked up a hitchhiker so karma will be on our side this weekend. Hahahahahaha
No.
In the bath trying to absorb water through my skin because I can't drink it.. That hungover
He just made my one night stand pancakes for breakfast. And I thought living with my ex was going to be weird.
Also I'm sorry for asking you to shave my vagina for me last night
He kept telling me that it stood for Sex Utility Vehicle
I just interrupted this girl giving a dude head in a parked car on the south side. Going down on your guy while you're parked in front of your house because you don't want your parents catching you is fine by me, just don't block the fire hydrant.
I went to watch porn and there's already 3 Santa videos. Happy November 1st.
Randomize
