Is it bad that on the course evaluation it said "do you normally try harder than other students in class" and i circled "absolutely false"?
We had sex in front of Notre Dame Cathedral, but I lost my wallet. God giveth and God taketh away.
Hypothetical question: If a guy wanted to watch you fuck me, would you be willing to take a long lunch break on Wednesday?
Just did a line with lance bass. Only in NY
He probably smells like baby powder and sexual identity crisis.
Trust me. My penis has made more than enough decisions this weekend.
I'm seeing how long I can hold this wine in my mouth. I have so many adventures! I'm like Teddy Ruxpin!
I just used FaceTime as a look out while I got a blowjob in the library
its like i had a thought but i dont know what the words are for it
The pool of urine in the trash can signifies both a regretful yet successful night.
I just realized I slept with a guy who used the pickup line "do you have a bandaid? I skinned my knee when I fell for you."
i just googled coccaine effects on sexual performance..maybe im dating the wrong guy
You HAVE to stop telling me about the shit you do drunk. I can't be both your brother AND your gay friend.
FUCK YOU VODKA I'M TRYING TO ADULT RIGHT NOW
I just walked by a dude at the gym covering himself in olive oil.
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