I would pay so much money for a video of you fucking a sheep
he said no girl had ever swallowed his cum before
he probably also told you he thought u were pretty
NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
Don't ask how, but I'm pretty sure my name is now on a lease to a taco bell franchise in maryland...
Pretty sure I just became the first person ever to use the word "boner" in a wedding card...
I just had a flash of memory of me asking all of the girls if they were on their periods. If they said yes I said it made us moon sisters.
Dude, for your own safety, do not bring that chick home. I'm pretty sure you're going to find a marsupial pouch smuggling a fresh batch of herpes under that hoodie. Bail bail bail bail bail.
Huh interesting. Well thats too bad. Did he catch on?
I doubt it. After sex he sat there naked until the episode of fresh prince (which had JUST started) was over.
I feel like vibrating beds are just synonymous with venereal diseases.
Hey Cat, it's Michael. You made out with me for a hot dog last night and I feel super used.
Listen, I've got balls in my face can I call you back
Haha I had a heart to heart with a stripper so I would say it was a success?
I told him I had the birth control implant in my arm and he looked me in the eyes, said "Science!" and came in me
Of course I fucked him. He was wearing a rainbow cock sock and cowboy boots.
Hey every now and then can you tell me you want to fuck me to boost my confidence? Thanks.
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