And no, shaving doesn't make it look bigger, either
its like they have never seen someone walk through campus with a plunger
I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
Everything smells like syrup. But I guess that's better than last time when everything smelled like beer.
Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
Dude she was 62...with a boob job. And I'm proud to say I made out with that.
We're too lazy too send a pic of out balls. Just assume this is a pic of our balls and respond accordingly.
Somebodaw call 311 postw fire bunso on vietena floorwnkd
Second day of summer classes and i already got this girl to send me nudes during class
that is WHY your in summer classes
worth it
Also: how drunk is your brother? He just left me a message as batman.
Her tutu was on the floor and she wouldn't take off her crown. She kept saying you're fucking a princess!
I'm questioning my decision to swallow this morning while my stomach was in hangover mode
It was like the icing on a beautiful fuck boy cake.
As long as there is beach, drink, dick, in that order. I’m in.
Have you considered murder?
Other than my credit score and this bowl of oatmeal, not really. It's very messy
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