Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
it's 4 am, i'm drinkin beer and re-drywalling my bathroom. this could possibly be a bad idea.
So I'm pretty sure when I was giving a Birthday Blow J, he went to grab my boob, but grabbed a fat roll and asked "You're not wearing a bra?"
the girl next to me in class just threw up in a waterbottle during our exam.
Our cab driver just admitted to beating up kids in the 60's who didn't smoke pot...
boy from dating site added me on facebook. i don't know if i'm ready for him to see what a drunk i am.
He invited you over for Super Sexy Saturday and Cosmos... I'm pretty sure that's gay
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
i chugged some hot sauce before i gave him head. i think a burning penis is a great way to say fuck you
He said he only likes girls with a sense of humor, after he took his pants off I understood why
Bruce the cab driver wants to take me on a date to see Taken 2
This isn't just a hangover. I can feel the blood moving through my veins, and it hurts.
My 19 year old brother just hooked up with his 45 year old cougar kindergarten teacher. These sorts of situations make me realize why the sorority girls call him Wondercock
I just want to be like i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it
You can tell by the way he cuddles that he's got mommy issues
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