Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
I just got three quarters of the way there before I realized I was way too stoned for class so I bought a smoothie and walked home.
so its thursday, which means its time to resume communication with you
is it bad i banged a 25yr kindergarten teacher last night?
No thats like a top 10
It's alright she couldn't hear you. Her legs were over her ears
I don't care if there's a party or not. I just want to be half naked in a cape with a never-ending supply of alcohol within arm's length at all times. Make it happen.
I FEEL like I celebrated someone's 21st, but really I just celebrated Tuesday.
Both our collective sex appeal dies once someone cums on a snuggie kayla
I'm a sociology major remember
Well that and comm
Basically you majored in how to get laid
I went eBay shopping last night. Turns out I brought a Viking drinking horn. I can't even be mad.
Thanks for putting up with my drunk friend last night. Its all fun and games till someone pukes macaroni under your fridge.
I'm ordering dildos in a santa hat. You?
I'm now consulting a magic eight ball on all major life decisions. On another note I think I have chlamydia.
I've covered myself in body paint in the likeness of R2D2 and I still didn't get laid. Please explain.
You're going to replace me with a robot made of heating blankets and a vibrator?
Randomize
