She'll never know what hit her
I dunno. Girls tend to recognize ball-to-chin contact.
If Curt Schilling could pitch a game with that blood-filled sock... if Tiger Woods won the 2008 US Open with a torn ligament, then I'd be an embarrassment to the human race if I couldn't manage to at least jerk him off even if I was still crying after he put it in my butt.
susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
You stayed up for three hours wasted, feeding my rabbit 2 1/2 boxes of girl scout cookies.
So apparently when I was 2, I went around drinking everybody's beer at some wedding, then passed out in a corner....
This explains a lot.
Dude, somewhere around here makes 4loko slushies. I just decided coming home isn't so bad.
this kid woke up on our hotel floor and doesnt know how he got here
on my way back.. me and that kid will be great friends
Handcuffs are allowed in carry on luggage :) just checked
Try to make ecstasy cheese. Capitalize on the molly and greek yogurt trends. MARKETING
THE VODKA TRAIN IS NOW PULLING INTO THE STATION
It's the warm chocolate goeyness of a brownie combined with the heavenly taste of weed-smell... Why have I never done this before?
He smells like ham and a lifetime of poor choices
I'm a terrible person when I drink. I went from fine to not making any sense and yelling about cheese in like 30 seconds.
You know that gay bartender? Not as gay as we thought.....
We got stoned and watched Disney movies all night. I think I'm in love.
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