I keep pulling short curlies out of my mouth. Not cool
have you ever noticed that homeless people never have acne. suck it proactive
So high. I just took a picture of my chewed gum so I can remember to paint a picture of it as a cloud later.
just tried to puke while my RA was trying to puke in the stall next to me.bonded for life
I'm pretty sure we organized our beer pong teams according to who's been circumsized...
Dumb decision of the night...walking home drunk and smelling my pepper spray
Buying the inflatable beer pong table for the pool was one of the best investments I've ever made
He handcuffed himself to the keg... D is hooking up with him anyway.
You were drunk at 5 You went to the dining hall and cried because your brain and fingers weren't working. Your RA came up to you and suddenly you became sober. I was very proud of you.
I just want the relationship Bob and Linda Belcher have- is that too much to ask?!
It's a special kind of bond when your gay brother takes pics of you topless at a frat party.
Thought the acid was fake. Then my reflection didn't move when I did in the bathroom.
Omg. I meet up with you guys with bodily fluids on my chin ONE time and suddenly I'm a whore.
YOU GOT ME SO DRUNKK
i got me so drunk!
I just recommended that the library purchase the first major hentai with tentacle porn. Really, I'm doing everyone a favor.
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