the line at the liquor store is out the door, and students in line are high-fiving like crazy...i love college snow days
I don't care how hungover you are were not listening to enya
Spilled red wine all over my bed. This has to be the fiftieth time ive refused to fall asleep without a drink in my hand
he ate me out on his front porch at dawn. i orgasmed when the sun began to rise. most romantic morning booty call ever.
Seriously I will never run in my wedges while drinking racing home to have sex ever again
Hate sex is good. Drunk sex is better. Combine those two however and you get the best experience of your LIFE.
You just can't finish a sentence that starts with "I may have drunk peed in the bed" with "do you mind if I skip work and sleep here?" Anyways, yeah still drunk at work.
At my place... I'm gonna be honest though stonewall Jackson is not going to be able to rally the troops. Too many shots of tequila
You just kept screaming "PLEASE YELL CORNDOG AT HIM. PLEASE. CORNDOG."
If I could sit on this toilet forever I would totally do that right now
He's way too stoned. I took him to el bra and he's laying on the table, not sure what to do with him
I only want to come over for sex and blueberry pancakes
I was going to try being motivated today. But then I took a hit while still in bed.
Also. I think I just got sentimental over a nude
when part of the plan includes getting high, i usually forget how the rest of the plan goes.
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