I may or may not have slept in someones apt on your street because they told me I was fun sized like a mini snickers
PS- did you die? If you did just text "dead" to me, so that I know.
I just caught Brandon licking the fake chocolate on a smores ornament
Making pb&j crepes. Using corn tortillas. So high. I don't know if I'm offending French people or Mexican people more.
Just to clear things up. I did not walk in on him jacking off to your facebook profile.
We have a drunken confused pantless man in our apt. Boots.
today is just not my day... it could be raining penises and I would get hit in the face by a vag
Just living on dreams and a bed of used condoms
It's not that he's ugly its just that being blind folded makes everything less awkward
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
are you putting in a lot of effort today like appearance wise
I am taking my rightful place as emperor of the undead appearance wise
She just left someone a voicemail saying 'you better not have plans Saturday night, cause I'm going to sit on your face.'
I don't need inspirational quotes. If I'm going to be motivated, it will be by anger and spite.
I have tasted many bathrooms
Fortunatly we found him, he was on my roof. Unfortunatly, we can't say the same for his pants. Still looking. BRB.
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