Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
i'm telling everyone you had sex with a puerto rican drug lord
Just found out Brianna Frost the Pornstar goes to my school. Makes that $35,000 tuition that more valuable.
I told my mom I had sex with him and even SHE was proud. Now that's saying something.
I had sex on an exercise ball. The inevitable has occurred.
Just paid my credit card bill at the bar. This phone makes it so I never have to leave
I need to get skinnier so that I know when pregnancy scares are real...
Let's cut to the chase. What days are we sleeping together this week?
Ya but I plan to getting arrested more towards the end of summer
As its breast cancer awareness month, I'm going to do my part by making everyone aware of my breasts
Was she always missing a tooth or am I just now noticing it?
The party invite said "this ain't no lame stoplight party, you come to hookup or you don't come" I feel like their honesty deserves out attendance
Not to mention having our pick at the ensuing sausagefest
Current dream situation- Gordon Ramsey is my Uber driver and he's hauling around a backseat filled with chocolate covered açai berries. I'm good for eternity.
its times like this i wish i didnt have a penis
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