i have to start hiding my credit card when i drink i woke up this morning with 4 emails from Farmville telling me i spent over $800 on coins last night
You kept asking who was the good cop and who was the bad cop, you said you only wanted to talk to the good one
you called your neighbor "slutsauce" then passed out on the stairway. not even sure why, but props to you.
She wont be able to take it all. I'll use a shoe horn to get it in if I have to.
Just stop talking to douche bags. How do you manage to attract every asshole within a 100 mile radius?
If i could answer that i wouldn't be so afraid to move to a more populated area
Did you know that scruff feels epic on boobs especially when they are covered in whip cream?
And I told him that even though were not together, if he has sex with anyone I would have sex with someone else, video tape it and send it to him.
I bet my lungs hate me more than my liver
That's a hard toss up
Good news. That bum you thought that died is alive.
I'm trying to drink up the confidence to run in public.
You are allergic to dogs. DO NOT kidnap something you are allergic to. No matter how fluffy.
All the doctor said was why
All I'm saying is Europe has not been easy on my vagina.
You don't feed me, fuck me, or fulfill me.
I plan on getting so intoxicated, that I think it's MY own birthday
Can I play this game?
Randomize
