Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
My professor really needs to stop abbreviating. I'll never remember what "Fun. Anal. Trade-offs?" means when i study.
Last night he was fingering me with one hand to his ear, calling himself 'dj clittles'
Thats what happens when go home with guys that wear shutter shades to the bar..
The only thing I've had to eat today was the half eaten sausage biscuit I found on my chest when I woke up this morning.
Someone just asked if you were the one who rode around the bar on some girls back
Yeah that's one way to look at it on the other hand MY FUCKING BED CAUGHT ON FUCKING FIRE
Woke up on a mattress on a roof this morning with a pair of briefs next to me. Oh fleet week.
I'm using the bullet from my cock ring to massage out my tmj lock jaw from giving too much head.
Beer acquired. Food is cooking
Wow, you are almost sliding into home plate for some stellar fellatio
classified somewhere between kinky and medically inadvisable
When he saw my tits he said "wow you should be proud.
We can't do acid Disneyworld.
I'm pretty sure ignoring the person that just sent you a picture of their boobs is bad nude etiquette.
My trash can is full of used condoms and girl scout cookie boxes.
Dude, exfoliate your balls. you'll thank me later.
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