Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
The old saying is "its not the size of the boat-- but the motion of the ocean" is obviously for those on the "Small side." I am of the belief that "You can't churn butter with a toothpick"
just rolled a joint with wrapping paper.. and you say i have no christmas spirit
Her vagina is like Vegas. high traffic and full of glitter.
We talked about all of the sex positions that would better allow him to feed me grapes. I think I'm in love.
what the fuck is a social media consultant, who does she consult for, and how bad is she at it? her facebook account is currently hacked and posting ads for the ipad 2 on my newsfeed
Long story short, the rash from your last birthday party told me not to go to this one.
My worst case scenario tonight is that I fuck a hot Swiss girl. Let that give you perspective on my life at the moment.
If we laid all the dicks that's have been inside of us end to end it would be as tall as 4 story building. 40 feet of dicks.
Do you have pictures of my pancakes
I need to show the world
They are the pancake equivalent of eventual wife
I just realized that every possible way I walk to campus I walk by the house of someone I slept with
Pretty sure my first birthday present will be a pic of an 18-year-old's cock. And I am OK with that
He stopped me mid blowjob and asked me to take off my hat. He said it made him feel like Neil Young was going down on him.
There are regrets.. and there are RAGRETS
I realize that my conversation topics seem to only be about bees and my cross dressing fiance. Thank you for being my friend.
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