I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
I have a love/hate relationship when men come within a 10 minute time frame.
I need a booty call who doesn't know my boyfriend or my friends.
there were at least 5 of us standing around the bathroom stall cheering you on to throw up.
we made out inside of a kiddie slide for about 20 mins. it was the sexiest, most suffocating experience I've ever had
So the chick throws up over the rail from the 15th floor at the sky bar and I knew I would take her back to my hotel.
I must have some kind of deep rooted instinct that tells me when a boys virginity needs to be taken.
Hypothetically how does one go about throwing away a dildo?
I just looked at your pics on Facebook....there was cake? Where the fuck was I!?
Yes ma'am.Im also looking at my collection of penis pictures in my email playing "who;s penis is that"?
you got coffee,laid,and a sandwich. that never happens when I work
Yes I am wallowing. There is a significant lack of cookie dough
If you send me another picture of a donut on your penis while I'm at work, I may have to slap you With the donut.
I had to take on your role as drunk idiot....I have no idea how you do it so well and so regularly. That shit is exhausting.
On the brightside we know now that empty pringle cans are accepted at mcdonalds as cups.... Screw people who judged us, we saved a buck
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