SECOND walk of shame from the westside Hilton, SECOND foreign family w kids staring at me in my dress, glitter purse, spiky heels and booze breath. I said I was going to church. More confusion.
don't tell her this, but while we were doing it doggy style I picked up my phone and changed my status to "who let the dogs out"
Just got the American Express annual summary for 2009. The amount of bars we visited last year is impressive.
Just ducktaped my beer to my bike. See you in ten.
His foreplay reminded me too much of breastfeeding.
I think the best part was when you jumped over me naked.
How bad is it if you swallow a really small piece of glass? Be optimistic if possible I'm anxious about it.
Hate sex is good. Drunk sex is better. Combine those two however and you get the best experience of your LIFE.
I have to finish a biography for history and write a review on it so naturally I was like "getting high will make this more bearable" and now I'm basically inside the book at the revolutionary war with this guy.
I'm at the local community college pretending to be a substitute for a computer applications class
Sounds like either a very good Friday night or a very bad Saturday morning.
The language barrier was annoying .... So we just had sex. That is how you deal with not being able to chat isn't it???
I'm at that stage of drunk where just imagining having sex makes me motion sick.
Why do we always have to be the people who get blamed for animal intoxication incidents?
Drugs and unwanted pregnancies are the only things that I'm good at. College comes in at a close third.
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