Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
Oh man I wish you'd been in the car w/ me today. I followed a school bus home filled w/ young boys and I flipped them off the entire way. They loved it.
tweet Hawks Win!! tweet
That's how twitter works, right?
So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
I submitted an essay to my history teacher comparing changes in the middle ages to the song changes by David Bowie. I can't wait to see my grade on that.
i found him! he's on the front porch using a bag of potting soil as a pillow. i forgot i left him there.
98% is good enough for me. Kinda like birth control. Worth the risk
Nothing bad can happen when you have a kiwi flavored condom. Absolutely nothing.
If my mom walks in on me masturbating one more time I'm moving out
You'd think the first few times would have been enough
Dude, jerking off when you're all hopped up on pre workout energy supplements has got to be the greatest thing I've ever done.
SHUT UP I CAN'T HEAR YOU OVER THE SOUND OF UKULELE AND LONLINESS
Yeah. I asked if there was a finger in my ass at some point or if I had a weird dream. So far he hasn't responded
and idk now I have nine bags of lettuce in my fridge
She’s super into those renaissance faires. But, if you can’t actually stab anyone, what’s the point?
fell asleep while jerking off ln. woke up to my hand in my pants and my cat crawling all over me
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