I must be too annoying 4 u.
worse things have happened to me. but if it will make you feel better you can pay for my therapist sessions next week.
She just got back from rehab. You dont celebrate that with margaritas.
im not gonna bother asking u how it was... we could hear u through the walls
We're doing a case race on Saturday.
I'm in. I'm currently drinking a beer in the bathtub so I guess I can consider this "practice" and not just "alcoholism"
Thanks for having 911 ready when I jumped off the balcony
This morning my mouth tasted like fruit trees, battery acid, and magnums. Transferring schools was the best decision Ive ever made.
We won't have time to talk.. I'll be rolling you a blunt and you'll be getting naked.
He burnt his arm on the grill, then turned around and started blaming it on the burger buns...I think it's safe to say he's drunk.
You were drunk it couldn't have been that bad
I've never been drunk enough to enjoy getting a blister on my dick.
im so sad I can't openly talk about acid tab Sundays
He got up in the middle of the show and returned with this massive ham shank, then offered me some by asking "wanna suckle on my hog." Should I be offended?
while on the topic of showers...why is there apple juice in our bathtub?
Speaking of dignity, who all saw me....
tonight's safe word is brought to you by the phrase "Ahhhhhh"
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