i'm signing you up for texting rehab
Just found out you can rent the rollerena for 100 bucks and you can bring your own beer... when are you free this week?
All I'm saying is that whoever owned the wheelchair clearly didn't need it or they wouldn't have been able to leave it there
I don't care how hot he got, I can't get past the PTSD flashbacks of the first time he fingered me
He kept making me pretend I was his personal trainer. When I swallowed his cum he made me pretend I was drinking a protein shake. Thats actually what it tasted like.
Most awkward car ride ever. Kid in the front seat was bawling, 2 in the backseat were ready to fight, and I was giving the last kid a handie. This needs to stop happening to us.
How much is that going to cost?
A lot of beer.
It would only make sense that I'd cheat on him with his best friend on the ides of march...
Fuck that, come home. Let's get drunk and judge people.
Let's play another riveting game of "Whose boxers are hanging on my fence?"
oh man that would be weird.. i feel like we should do dirty things before anything super intimate like a massage.
She can't even plan ahead to have toilet paper for her next shit
Gave her a puke bucket just in case. She filled the bottom of it with tears. Super sad. Although I am super proud she didn't puke. That was a lot of Fireball.
At least he's enough of a gentleman to not make me do the walk of shame dressed as Santa.
She made me watch three musicals and then told me she was too tired for me to stay over. I think I'm being punished but I have no clue what I did.
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